What......the......f$%^k?! The "Mile High Messiah" strikes again. His latest victim? Everyone's favorite, the Steelers. "But wait...wasn't it the playoffs?", you ask. Yes, yes it was. Tim the Toolhead Tebow displayed talents that most "good" QBs do in playoff games and played at the highest level, to get his team to win. Now, it took an overall team effort of winning, and losing(by the Steelers) to allow the Broncos to have that opportunity to win the game in overtime. However, it was Tebow's play all day long, how they got to that point. You see, poor Timmy gets bashed in the media constantly for "Not being a REAL quaterback", for not being able to "throw correctly", etc. You name it....they bash him. I would only bash him on his robotic answers to media members and circumcisions of Filipino boys, other than that...I wouldn't bash him. Because the fact still remains: Tebow can f@#$%^&g play. He wins....look at these numbers from yesterday's game BEFORE that overtime pass: 9/20 236 yds and a TD passing....and 10 rush for 50 yds and a TD on the ground. Once again, this was BEFORE OT. Notice I didn't write any turnovers? Because he didn't turn it over. He controlled the ball, the clock, and eventually the game. It then came down to overtime. The rules were announced, the coin toss won(by Denver), and Tebow took the field for the first time in overtime, not knowing it would be his last as well. Or maybe he did. He was under center on first down, took his drop and fired a beautiful pass across the middle to an in-stride Demaryus Thomas. Thomas then, did the rest, stiff arming what looked like a child version of Ike Taylor and cruised in for an 80yd TD. Tebow had done the "unthinkable". Threw a TD pass on the biggest stage yet(until he goes to a Super Bowl), and did it the best way....throwing the ball. Something "they" said he couldn't do. "They" also said he won't win a playoff game...."They" also said he won't win a super bowl. Well, the next part has yet to be determined. However, if he proved them wrong for at LEAST 2 of his "faults"....why can't that other one be a possibility? I'm waiting for Tebow to give the media a big, "WTF?!" But he won't. He has class. And although he is lame, robotic, and often times, looks like you can tell he was home-schooled(if ya know what I mean), He is bigger than that. So here at What the Fuck......we'll do it for him. Hey media, lay off the retarded winner Timmy!!! WTF!!!?
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Monday, January 9, 2012
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What......the......f$%^k?! The "Mile High Messiah" strikes again. His latest victim? Everyone's favorite, the Steelers. "But wait...wasn't it the playoffs?", you ask. Yes, yes it was. Tim the Toolhead Tebow displayed talents that most "good" QBs do in playoff games and played at the highest level, to get his team to win. Now, it took an overall team effort of winning, and losing(by the Steelers) to allow the Broncos to have that opportunity to win the game in overtime. However, it was Tebow's play all day long, how they got to that point. You see, poor Timmy gets bashed in the media constantly for "Not being a REAL quaterback", for not being able to "throw correctly", etc. You name it....they bash him. I would only bash him on his robotic answers to media members and circumcisions of Filipino boys, other than that...I wouldn't bash him. Because the fact still remains: Tebow can f@#$%^&g play. He wins....look at these numbers from yesterday's game BEFORE that overtime pass: 9/20 236 yds and a TD passing....and 10 rush for 50 yds and a TD on the ground. Once again, this was BEFORE OT. Notice I didn't write any turnovers? Because he didn't turn it over. He controlled the ball, the clock, and eventually the game. It then came down to overtime. The rules were announced, the coin toss won(by Denver), and Tebow took the field for the first time in overtime, not knowing it would be his last as well. Or maybe he did. He was under center on first down, took his drop and fired a beautiful pass across the middle to an in-stride Demaryus Thomas. Thomas then, did the rest, stiff arming what looked like a child version of Ike Taylor and cruised in for an 80yd TD. Tebow had done the "unthinkable". Threw a TD pass on the biggest stage yet(until he goes to a Super Bowl), and did it the best way....throwing the ball. Something "they" said he couldn't do. "They" also said he won't win a playoff game...."They" also said he won't win a super bowl. Well, the next part has yet to be determined. However, if he proved them wrong for at LEAST 2 of his "faults"....why can't that other one be a possibility? I'm waiting for Tebow to give the media a big, "WTF?!" But he won't. He has class. And although he is lame, robotic, and often times, looks like you can tell he was home-schooled(if ya know what I mean), He is bigger than that. So here at What the Fuck......we'll do it for him. Hey media, lay off the retarded winner Timmy!!! WTF!!!?
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