Here to Steel the Show

What......the......f$%^k?!  The "Mile High Messiah" strikes again. His latest victim? Everyone's favorite, the Steelers. "But wait...wasn't it the playoffs?", you ask. Yes, yes it was. Tim the Toolhead Tebow displayed talents that most "good" QBs do in playoff games and played at the highest level, to get his team to win. Now, it took an overall team effort of winning, and losing(by the Steelers) to allow the Broncos to have that opportunity to win the game in overtime. However, it was Tebow's play all day long,  how they got to that point. You see, poor Timmy gets bashed in the media constantly for "Not being a REAL quaterback", for not being able to "throw correctly", etc. You name it....they bash him. I would only bash him on his robotic answers to media members and circumcisions of Filipino boys, other than that...I wouldn't bash him. Because the fact still remains: Tebow can f@#$%^&g play. He wins....look at these numbers from yesterday's game BEFORE that overtime pass: 9/20 236 yds and a TD passing....and 10 rush for 50 yds and a TD on the ground. Once again, this was BEFORE OT. Notice I didn't write any turnovers? Because he didn't turn it over. He controlled the ball, the clock, and eventually the game. It then came down to overtime. The rules were announced, the coin toss won(by Denver), and Tebow took the field for the first time in overtime, not knowing it would be his last as well. Or maybe he did. He was under center on first down, took his drop and fired a beautiful pass across the middle to an in-stride Demaryus Thomas. Thomas then, did the rest, stiff arming what looked like a child version of Ike Taylor and cruised in for an 80yd TD. Tebow had done the "unthinkable". Threw a TD pass on the biggest stage yet(until he goes to a Super Bowl), and did it the best way....throwing the ball. Something "they" said he couldn't do. "They" also said he won't win a playoff game...."They" also said he won't win a super bowl. Well, the next part has yet to be determined. However, if he proved them wrong for at LEAST 2 of his "faults"....why can't that other one be a possibility? I'm waiting for Tebow to give the media a big, "WTF?!" But he won't. He has class. And although he is lame, robotic, and often times, looks like you can tell he was home-schooled(if ya know what I mean), He is bigger than that. So here at What the Fuck......we'll do it for him. Hey media, lay off the retarded winner Timmy!!! WTF!!!?

WTF is up with the Pro Bowl?

OK. So my gears have been grinding like Peter Griffin watching a Lindsay Lohan marathon about these votes. The coaches and players get to vote, as they should. However, the fans vote ACTUALLY counts? These fans don't know crap!!! They watch their team and buy whatever jersey because they score touchdowns or whatever, but the "basic football fan" shouldn't even deserve a ballot, let alone a vote that counts. Eight 49ers. Eight Patriots. And Brandon Marshall?? WTF!? Brandon Marshall is a joke. He lead the NFL in dropped passes for almost 2 straight seasons(only Roddy White has more drops in 2011), and he gets voted in? That's just one case!!

I'm from South Florida AND a Miami Hurricane fan, but even I wouldn't put Vince Wilfork in there. The Patriots can't stop the run, can't stop the pass, and need 40+ pts to win the game. NOT ONE DEFENSIVE PLAYER FROM THE PATS SHOULD GET TO THE PRO BOWL. They are ranked 30TH in team defense. 30th in Pass defense. And a whopping high 26th in run defense. This deserves a HUGE WTF!!!?? And that is just the start of these Pro Bowl conundrums...

Staying with defensive tackles, Suh didn't get in. And my guess is that the players and coaches felt he should learn a lesson and control his rage, and once he does that, he'll be a unanimous decision EVERY YEAR. But, having said that... Jay Ratliff? WHERE'S DARNELL DOCKETT? Jay Ratliff made 4 plays this year. You can count em! 4! Ridiculous... this is proff the fans vote counts TOO MUCH. And it shouldn't. This Pro Bowl voting debacle leads me to this conclusion and to this thought process. Shoot the fans. No I'm kidding. But seriously...stop letting them vote. The same people's vote that counts, are the same mindless sheep that vote for countless rejects and retards on American Idol and X-Factor. They should have NO VOICE. And I'll just leave it at this faux letter i wrote to the Commissioner....
       Mr Goodell,
          You wonder why no one watches the Pro Bowl anymore. You wonder why EVERYONE in the NFLPA and media hate you. It is because you think you know what is best instead of listening to the real fans. For that, your entire body of work in the last 2 years at least, deserves a big giant WHAT THE F$*%.
Sincerely,
    Everyone who watches football on Earth.

First in A While

OK, so I was slacking. I was busy doing nothing and stopped writing but I feel it's time I make my triumphant return to the blog. Sorry to the readers who missed it (literally no one reads this) but I'm back!

Spygate in UFC?

In today's world of technology dependency, and up-to-the-minute updates, and the need for information, sports is also a victim. There has always been cases of "spying" on other opponents or teams in sports, but now it seems it has crossed into a new one and it makes one say, WTF?! Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, the former UFC light heavyweight champion, is convinced that his opponent for the Sept 24th battle, Jon "Bones" Jones, is spying on him and his training camp. He believed "someone" in his camp, was relaying messages back to the UFC and to Jones' camp. Rampage believed it all started back when he fought Rashad Evans. He claims Rashad had punched his knee repeatedly during the fight, and he claims someone had to have leaked that info that his knee was injured. "In all my years of fighting, I've never been punched in the knee before, and I never seen anyone get punched in the knee", Jackson said. So this time, Rampage decided to make up a story and see where it went. He made up a claim that he had a "hand injury" and wanted to see if people would "find out". Sure enough...they did. He claims that 4 hours after making the claim about an ailing "injury", he received numerous phone calls from UFC matchmaker Joe Silva because someone in Jon Jones' camp told him "Rampage is injured."  

 

WTF!? So...the likes of Belichick must have rubbed off in the mixed martial arts world. I understand the competitive advantage of knowing everything about your opponent and that's why this news has me saying, WTF?!, because trying to get an extra one-up on an opponent in a fight, well, that can be all one needs. To mr Jones and his camp....shame on you. You are 23 years old and in great shape, and have years left on your career. You have to spy on a "washed up" fighter/turned actor? To quote Rampage himself here, "Maybe they just scared." Don't be scared Jon Jones. If an old guy whoops your ass, take it like a champ. But you don't need to spy on him. Hell, he even admits that he 'doesn't watch film'! That should be enough for you to beat him alone...tisk tisk Jon. Seriously, WTF?!

WTF? PIC OF THE WEEK

Decided to go with a weekly post for this instead....until next week.

Goin' Hard in the Paint

When Ray Lewis said, "If the NFL lockout continues, crime will go up" I'm sure he meant it. But I guess the NBA let him speak for them as well. With the NFL lockout long gone but the NBA lockout in full strength, I figured we'd have a bunch of DUI's and fights to report about...but ooooohhhhh no!!! Javaris Crittenton had to surprise us all. MURDER. WTF! You say? Murder?! Yep folks...charged with murdering a 22 year old woman in Atlanta. Apparently, it was for retaliation of being robbed in April and this woman was a by-stander. Crittenton's most famous NBA moment before murdering an innocent person was being the other bonehead in the "Gilbert Arenas Standoff". The "standoff" was the most famous locker room quarrel in the past decade involving 2 complete morons that should never be given $20, let alone millions of them. Arenas and Crittenton had an argument and resorted to pulling out guns on each other in the locker room. It was a mess and Washington D.C. was involved...ugh it was stupid. Gilbert got traded and this kid went back to being the idiot he was before any media knew his name. This made me say WTF?! when I saw this incident and I had to instantly write about it. Arenas probably called him a pussy n said "you don't even know how to use that thing, man." Well Mr. Arenas, he sure showed all of us, he does. Looks like he one-upped you. Or not? I don't know. He's still an idiot....WTF?  

More Than "U" Would Like to Know

This whole Miami scandal stinks to high heaven but there are blistering questions we would like to know. Well, I have done some investigative reporting and have found some interesting facts......MIAMI IS FUCKED!!!! When the investigations are done and the "findings" from the NCAA are announced, they will reveal some major punishments. I whole heartedly feel that the president, some AD's, and high authoritative figures, not only knew about players receiving benefits, but definitely had their hand in the cookie jar. So in the fashion that I try to keep this true to form on our lovely blog site, we need to break down this fiasco and say what's on our mind:



FIRST THINGS FIRST: "Hey Nevin Shapiro! WTF?!" That is the team that you have claimed to have spent sooooo much money on. Why would you ever snitch on them? That is crazy! To think they let you, a creepy late 30's early 40's man who is 5' 5'' hang out with college athletes, have front row seats, and even talk to people at a University that you DIDN'T GO TO. The least you could have done was buy the kids some hookers. Now moving on to the next WTF moment in this whole scandal. Nevin, ole buddy ole pal....YOU STOLE $930 million FROM INNOCENT PEOPLE!!! Your stepdad was a crook and stole $6 million from Canadians in 1997 and served 6 years in Canadian prisons. You also beat up a referee in a flag football game when you were in school at USF. Shows your temper and "judgement". You are just an overall bad person. You are 2 feet taller than a yard stick and have to go to prison for a while...the last guys I would piss off if I were you, are players from "The U". I mean, heck, some of them are probably in prison with you. Not a good look kid. The last bit of this is that this is not all one sided. Yes Nevin deserves a bunch of WTFs for being a snitch and a thief and just a scumbag, but I think the University of Miami should be ashamed of themselves. How is it that Michigan, Florida, and Notre Dame and all these other schools can manage to keep their integrity and you guys can't? I mean, who let's hooker/abortion stories get out??? You need to look at the "great" programs because this stuff definitely happens...they just know how to cover their tracks better. So to the University of Miami and Nevin Shapiro, you both have some questions to answer over the next months....lets start with the obvious. What the fuck?!